You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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