$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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