I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
There are leaves in my underwear?
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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