I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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