two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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