why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
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You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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