This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
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want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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