Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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