How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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