dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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