I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
How's work?
Spinning.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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