I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
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so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
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