you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
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I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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