so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
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Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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