That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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