The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
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