so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
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Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize