Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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