We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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