She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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