You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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