Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Someone shit on the floor
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
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I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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