i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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