xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
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Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
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I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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