Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
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When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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