Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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