I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Randomize
