id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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