I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
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i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
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He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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