You surviving the open bar?
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too bad you live with your parents still
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
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You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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