I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
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Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
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I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
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