I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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