I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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