Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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