We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
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You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
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he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I just want to make out with him forever
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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