google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Randomize
