Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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