I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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