We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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