Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
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You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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