He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Randomize
