GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
Randomize
