Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
How naked do you want me to be?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
