I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
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He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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