I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
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If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
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do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I'm always down for nudity.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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