that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
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Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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