But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
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I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
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So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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