a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
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She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
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Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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