Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
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You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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