Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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