his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
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Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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