So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize
