Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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