Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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